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I was just gonna be a stool, and then, next thing I know I was a stripper pole.

( GuudeBoulderfist, Garry’s Mod - Prop Hunt (x) )

Beef: I'm making myself some pants right now.
Nebris: Finally!
Beef: Don't lie, you enjoyed the view
Nebris: I did

killbenedictcumberbatch:

contrary to popular belief, youre not actually a better fan of something if you blatantly refuse to give any form of critical thought towards it

36x48:

Blumen IIPlastic Water Bottles, Hemp String, Wooden Pole, Spray paint4’x 3 1/2’ x 5”2012

36x48:

Blumen II
Plastic Water Bottles, Hemp String, Wooden Pole, Spray paint
4’x 3 1/2’ x 5”
2012

We went to bed at the time the sun came up.

"how babies are made

psuedofolio:

Midnight Snacking with Dr. Byron Orpheus, streamed request.

psuedofolio:

Midnight Snacking with Dr. Byron Orpheus, streamed request.

singlemaltbitch:

  1. btc can’t tell us his previous profession
  2. he used to do public speaking in front of thousands
  3. ??????????????
  4. btc used to run the mafia. /confirm.